Wall Street not impressed with record profits

Proving that they don’t know their arse from their elbow, the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street were not impressed by Nvidia’s brilliant quarterly earnings and optimistic projections.

And not in a good way

Nvidia’s next-generation Blackwell data centre processors have significant overheating problems when installed in high-capacity server racks.

Making the Crays more powerful  

Hewlett Packard Enterprise (HPE), the former maker of expensive printer ink, has announced an impressive array of supercomputing solutions designed to power intense AI language and multi-modal model training workloads.

AI Growth Projections

Taiwanese tech giant Foxconn has reported a forecast-topping net profit for the third quarter and anticipates robust future growth in demand for artificial intelligence (AI) servers.

One to have for S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2: Heart of Chornobyl and Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024

Nvidia has released its newest Geforce 566.14 WHQL Game Ready driver, which brings optimizations and DLSS 3 support for S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2: Heart of Chornobyl and Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024 games, launching soon.

$99.99 value game for RTX 40 series GPU purchase

Nvidia has announced its latest Indiana Jones and the Great Circle GeForce RTX 40 Series Bundle, which will bundle the Digital Premium Edition of the game with the purchase of RTX 40 series graphics cards and desktops, as well as laptops with RTX 40 series GPUs.

Chipzilla can’t get a break

Chipzilla’s share price took a significant hit today, dropping nearly 4.5 per cent as the Cocane Nose Jobs of Wall Street decided that the company’s Arrow Lake launch was a damp squib.  

Taking on Intel and AMD

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell-on-earth yarn claiming that Nvidia is building a CPU for consumer PCs, marking a step into territory dominated by AMD and Chipzilla.

Or a forced merger with AMD and Marvell

The US government, faced with spending money on a civilised healthcare system, welfare, or decent infrastructure, is considering throwing more money at Intel.  

It might cost a bit

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman claims that current hardware can achieve Artificial General Intelligence (AGI). However, this optimistic vision requires $7 trillion price tag and many years to construct 36 semiconductor plants and additional data centres.