Only taken a decade

Fruity cargo cult Apple might have  finally fixed a problem with Siri which it has known about since  September 17, 2014. 

Those who can do, and those who can't teach those who can't do

In a what could possibly go wrong moment, software geniuses at the fruity cargo cult Apple, who have problems writing code which tells the time,  are sharing their skills with US teachers.

Torvalds’ self-realisation

The IT industry’s Mr Sweary, Linus Torvalds, says he no longer considers himself a programmer these days.

Waste of time says, full-stack engineer

Senior full-stack engineer Ilya Suzdalnitski has published a lively 6,000 word essay calling object-oriented programming "a trillion dollar disaster".

East of Java now 

HackerRank released the 2019 edition of its annual Developer Skills Report and said that Javascript had overtaken Java as the world's most popular programming language.

Restructuring of BioWare Austin

Development has already begun