Apple about to be hammered by the EU
First to go down under the Digital Markets Act (DMA),
Apple will soon become the first company to incur a fine for violating the European Union’s Digital Markets Act (DMA).
Apple admits that iPhone was a one-off
Nothing will be that profitable again
The fruity cargo cult Apple has warned investors that future products may never be as profitable as its iPhone business as it pushes into unproven new markets such as artificial intelligence and virtual reality headsets.
iPhone Web browser embarrasses fanboys and girls
Shows friends their browsing history
A glitch in iPhone web browsers is causing users' internet history to resurface at the most inopportune times, leaving many red-faced and anxious about using their devices in public.
App developers sue over removals
Google and Apple in court
App developers Musi and Sarafan Mobile have sued Apple and Google in California federal court over unjustified app removals based on legal issues with the big tech companies.
Apple’s cheaper VisionPro heading to be vapourware
Delayed until 2027
Apple, the fruity cargo cult, has delayed the cheaper version of its disastrous, overpriced mixed-reality headset, the Vision Pro.
Nvidia replaces Chipzilla in Dow Jones Industrial Average
AI Boom kicks off the old dinosaur
In a significant reshuffle of the Dow Jones Industrial Average (DJIA), Nvidia is set to replace Intel, reflecting the boom in artificial intelligence (AI) and a significant shift in the semiconductor industry.
Apple shrugs off €10 Billion EU tax charge
Still makes a profit who cares?
Legions of Apple fanboys who insist on buying its products propped up the fruity cargo cult despite its one-time €10.2 billion tax charge linked to a long-standing European tax ruling
Apple's new MacBook Pro "refreshed"
Better chips otherwise, the same
Jobs' Mob has rolled out its latest updates to the MacBook Pro lineup with more powerful chips, and… er that is it.
CD PROJEKT RED bringing Cyberpunk 2077: Ultimate Edition to Mac
On all new devices powered by the M4 chips
CD PROJEKT RED has announced that Cyberpunk 2077: Ultimate Edition will be coming to Mac devices running on M4 family of chips.
Apple rumoured to be interested in buying Intel
Sharks are circling
The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn claiming that the fruity cargo cult Apple is considering writing a cheque for Intel's decaying corpse.