
China’s computing market share to climb to 25 per cent
US to slip to 18 per cent
Glorious socialist investments by the People’s Republic of China will mean that the workers will have a quarter of the global PC market by 2029, while the Imperialist capitalist United States will fall to 18 per cent.

Downloading DeepSeek should be a crime
Senator introduces a new bill
Republican Senator Josh Hawley [pictured] has introduced a bill that would criminalise the import, export, and collaboration on AI technology with China.

China retaliates against Trump’s tariffs
Rare earth exports strangled
The trade war between China and the US took an ugly turn after President Donald Trump imposed a ten per cent tariff on Chinese goods entering the US.

DeepSeek data wide open
Apparently, security was something it overlooked
Security outfit Wiz says it has found shedloads of sensitive data from the Chinese artificial intelligence startup DeepSeek inadvertently exposed to the open internet.

Italy bans DeepSeek
You give our data to the Chinese you sleep with the fishes
Italy’s data protection authority has blocked access to the Chinese artificial intelligence model DeepSeek, citing insufficient information about its handling of personal data.

Apple’s results worse than expected
iPhone cash cow dying
The Tame Apple Press set itself to spin to save the company after the outfit announced falling iPhone sales.

DeepSeek has serious security issues
Might not be the OpenAI killer predicted
The Chinese artificial intelligence (AI) outfit DeepSeek might not be a quick and dirty OpenAI killer after all.

Wall Street melts down over Chinese AI upstart
Hardware share prices crash
In a moment of true stupidity, Wall Street's cocaine nose jobs created a panic in NASDAQ shares yesterday after it was revealed that a Chinese AI upstart had managed to get an AI running with less hardware and power than the West.

Apple’s shares slide as cash cow dies in China
You can’t really depend on a single product
The fruity cargo cult Apple is starting to see its single-product cash cow business model begin to fall apart.

Trump’s Homeland security abandons Chinese telecoms hack investigation
Misuse of resources
The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has terminated all members of its advisory committees, including the Cyber Safety Review Board (CSRB), which had been investigating a major Chinese cyberattack on large US telecom firms.