Musk tries to move long running trial to Texas
Thinks the people of San Francisco might hate him
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has asked a federal judge in a long running case against him to move a trial from San Francisco to Texas because he thinks the local media has made people hate him.
Tesla decimates staff again (probably)
Hiring freeze too, until Musk changes his mind again
In a move which has nothing to do with supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk losing a fortune buying Twitter to create a haven for US right-wingers, his electric car maker Tesla will stop hiring people and will fire one in ten workers.
Tesla's new supercomputer caused power cut in Palo Alto
Might have a few energy problems
Tesla's new Dojo supercomputer tripped the power grid in Palo Alto even when it was only operating its first chip and training tiles.
Tesla Bot as pointless and over hyped as anything else Musk has done
Such a long way from useful you need a rocket to get there
Elon [look at me] Musk is expected to unveil a prototype of his Optimus robot tommorrow which he tried to convince us last August would be a cheap robot which will be in every house and do mundane tasks.
Musk bonked Brin’s missus
Which was why they fell out
Tesla CEO Elon [look at me] Musk was the cause of the break-up between Sergey Brin and Nicole Shanahan.
Tesla losing billions in China crisis
Musk’s mastery on show
Tesla’s new car factories in Texas and Berlin are "losing billions of dollars" as they struggle to increase production because of a shortage of batteries and China port issues, according to Chief Executive Elon Musk.
Elon Musk forces Tesla execs back to office
Minimum 40 hours a week
The king of Tesla, Elon Musk, is forcing its executive staff back to the office.
Expensive Teslas don’t even come with a charger
You have to push them
In a move which copies Apple, Tesla has stopped selling chargers for its electric cars meaning that users will have to spend even more money if they expect their expensive piles of junk to move.
Tesla did ignore Owen Diaz's racial abuse
But judge lowers the fine because it was a bit high
US District Judge William Orrick has rejected Tesla's argument that it isn't liable to Owen Diaz.
Tesla slams Chinese report quoting its VP saying it is off targets
We decide if we are off target not our own vice president
Tesla denied a report by Chinese think tank EV100 that quoted the US automaker's vice president as saying that its Shanghai factory was on track to meet its goal of making 500,000 vehicles this year as "inaccurate".