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Super Micro Computer surprises Wall Street
Published in News
Wednesday, 09 October 2024 10:05

Super Micro Computer surprises Wall Street


Shipped more graphics processors than predicted

Super Micro Computer surprised the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street with the news that it is currently shipping more than 100,000 graphics processors per quarter and has unveiled a new suite of liquid cooling products.

Nvidia’s stellar results fail to impress cocaine-fuelled Wall Street
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Even if it made what said analysts it should

Nvidia's quarterly forecast failed to meet the insane expectations of the cocaine nose-jobs of Wall Street.

Qualcomm does better than Wall Street expected
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Income of $2.13 billion

Qualcomm reported its fiscal third-quarter earnings surpassing Wall Street expectations, particularly in sales, and provided strong guidance for the current quarter.

AMD’s AI results anger Wall Street
Published in News
Thursday, 02 May 2024 12:00

AMD’s AI results anger Wall Street


Bubble bursts

The Cocaine Nose Jobs of Wall Street are furious after AMD’s results were not as wonderful as they expected.

Intel profits plunge
Published in PC Hardware
Friday, 29 July 2022 12:31

Intel profits plunge


Worse than even Wall Street predicted 

Intel reported that its second-quarter revenues and profits were below what the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street predicted.

Oracle profits well above Wall Street expectations
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Cloud is cool for Catz


Oracle forecast fourth-quarter profit above Wall Street estimates as the software outfit expects its heavy cloud investments to pay off, as more businesses ramp up their spending to support hybrid work and transition to cloud.

Intel’s chip making plans an own goal
Published in News
Monday, 21 February 2022 12:12

Intel’s chip making plans an own goal


Wall Street thinks that AMD will win

The cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street think Intel’s chip making plans to meet rising demand will give AMD a greater foothold in the segment.

Nvidia booms on Wall Street
Published in News
Friday, 19 November 2021 12:07

Nvidia booms on Wall Street


Shares jump on earnings report

The cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street were rushing to buy Nvidia stock yesterday after its third-quarter results were announced on Wednesday.

Wall Street not that happy with Broadcom
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Friday, 13 December 2019 11:37

Wall Street not that happy with Broadcom


Slowing growth and dull 2020

Broadcom fourth-quarter earnings beat Street estimates on Thursday, but investors were put off by slowing growth in the semiconductor business and a lukewarm revenue forecast for 2020.

Sony surprises Wall Street with good results
Published in Gaming


Gaming still down

Sony surprised the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street by reporting  a record first quarter operating profit despite the slowing gaming business.