Nvidia reports strong quarterly earnings
Published in News
Thursday, 21 November 2024 08:46

Nvidia reports strong quarterly earnings


Wall Street not impressed with record profits

Proving that they don’t know their arse from their elbow, the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street were not impressed by Nvidia’s brilliant quarterly earnings and optimistic projections.

Nvidia’s Blackwell chips on fire
Published in Network
Tuesday, 19 November 2024 10:51

Nvidia’s Blackwell chips on fire


And not in a good way

Nvidia’s next-generation Blackwell data centre processors have significant overheating problems when installed in high-capacity server racks.

Nvidia claims responsibility for Blackwell failures
Published in News


Nothing to do with TSMC

The leather jacketed bubble waiting to burst, Nvidia CEO Jen-Hsun Huang has denied that there was any tension between his outfit and TSMC.  He said that the reason that the Blackwell chip was delayed was 100 per cent down to Nvidia.

Nvidia could launch new Geforce RTX 50-series in Q1 2025
Published in Graphics


From January to March

According to the information coming from the Board Channel, it appears that Nvidia plans to launch most of its new Geforce RTX 50-series Blackwell graphics cards in Q1 2025.

Super Micro Computer surprises Wall Street
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Wednesday, 09 October 2024 10:05

Super Micro Computer surprises Wall Street


Shipped more graphics processors than predicted

Super Micro Computer surprised the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street with the news that it is currently shipping more than 100,000 graphics processors per quarter and has unveiled a new suite of liquid cooling products.

Foxconn will build Nvidia's GB200 superchips in Mexico
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Next generation of the Blackwell family in huge new factory

Foxconn has selected Mexico as the world's largest manufacturing facility for Nvidia's GB200 Superchips.

Nvidia chips might have ARM doing the processing
Published in PC Hardware


Off-the-shelf ARM Cortex X5 cores

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell-on-earth yarn that says Nvidia is using off-the-shelf ARM Cortex X5 cores to process its 2025 chip, all packed in along shiny new Blackwell GPU cores.

Nvidia wasted $9 billion on Blackwell
Published in News
Tuesday, 16 April 2024 11:41

Nvidia wasted $9 billion on Blackwell


Keller claims he could have done it for a billion

Tenstorrent's CEO, Jim Keller, claims that Nvidia wasted  $9 billion developing the Blackwell GPU  

Nvidia officially unveils Blackwell GPU architecture at GTC
Published in Graphics


Impressive AI performance, 208 billion transistors, 192GB of HMB3e memory, and more

NVIDIA has officially unveiled its next-generation Blackwell GPU architecture at the 2024 GTC AI conference which kicked off last night with Nvidia's CEO Jensen Huang keynote. Built on a 4NP TSMC manufacturing process and using MCM design for unified GPU, the new architecture promises much higher AI performance and plenty of other architectural improvements.

Nvidia Blackwell GPU rumours
Published in Graphics
Monday, 11 March 2024 10:27

Nvidia Blackwell GPU rumours


Expect the unexpected

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell-on-earth yarn about Nvidia’s next-gen GeForce RTX 50 "Blackwell" GPUs.