iPhoneX explodes after update
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Wednesday, 14 November 2018 12:29

iPhoneX explodes after update


Apple's quack software team strikes again

An overpriced iPhoneX exploded after the unfortunate Apple fanboy owner tried to install an update.

Microsoft runs out of Windows phones
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Friday, 20 April 2018 11:00

Microsoft runs out of Windows phones


End of an error

Microsoft has finally run out of stock of its Windows phone finally ending something which should have been a good device.

Apple's iPhone X battery is borked
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Thursday, 15 March 2018 12:19

Apple's iPhone X battery is borked


No, you don't get what you pay for

Fruity cargo cult Apple is facing a major problem with the batteries of its over-priced iPhone X, putting another nail in the coffin of the gadget which was supposed to turn around Apple's slumping iPhone sales.

Iphone X continues to fail
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Monday, 05 March 2018 11:34

Iphone X continues to fail


Cash cow on life support

Apple's overpriced under-specced iPhone X is going to continue to cause Jobs' Mob suffering while generating much entertainment to those of us who get to say "we told you so" rather a lot lately.

iPhone X can’t make more than 15 phone calls
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Tuesday, 06 February 2018 10:20

iPhone X can’t make more than 15 phone calls


You get what you pay for

If you paid out more than a $1,200 for an iPhone which similar features to one half the price you would expect it to make phone calls without borking? Apparently not.

Apple set to abandon iPhone X
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Monday, 22 January 2018 11:08

Apple set to abandon iPhone X


Will be quietly offed in Summer

It appears that Apple is starting to doubt that its policy of charging its users double for a product which was pretty much the same as an earlier model has proved to be a disaster and it is set to walk away from the iPhone X.

People prefer buying cryptocurrency over an iPhone
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Proving that people will always invest in something expensive, ephemeral  and stupid

Pundi X,  NEM.io Foundation and Stellar.org, have released a State of Cryptocurrency report, which claims that people would rather waste their cash on cryptocurrency than an iPhone X.

Apple stuffed as sales people start telling the truth
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Tame Apple Press furious


The Tame Apple Press is furious that truthful sales people are undermining all the efforts it made to make the iPhone X look super cool and value for money.

Apple faces more bad news on IPhoneX
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Wednesday, 27 December 2017 10:50

Apple faces more bad news on IPhoneX


Predictions get gloomier

Staff at the fruity cargo cult Apple will be hitting the Christmas spirits over the holidays as it looks like the company's cunning plan of keeping its iPhone cash cow alive by making users pay more has failed.

IPhone X numbers lower than predicted
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Friday, 22 December 2017 12:43

IPhone X numbers lower than predicted

Numbers down but the margin keeps Apple in clover

The numbers for the iPhone X are well down on what was expected with only 30 million units sold in the fourth quarter of 2017 and the figure is expected to drop slightly in the first quarter of 2018.