Only other types of turkey

The US government has banned imports and sales of Apple Watches that use a technology that rips off a medical company, after President Joe Biden's refused to step and help Jobs' Mob out.

Obama obeyed, therefore Biden must

President Biden has upheld an International Trade Commission ruling that could result in a potential import ban on the Apple Watch over its EKG feature.

Armed offenders called 

Armed police were called to an Australian gym after an Apple watch doxed its owner and called them.

Blood Pressure and glycose testing were vapourware 

The Tame Apple Press has been claiming that Apple’s watch will soon be able to measure the wearer’s glucose levels in a noninvasive manner and check their blood pressure.

iPhone 13 incoming

Apple has now officially confirmed the date for its next big event, and it will stream online on September 14th. The company is likely to announce its next-generation iPhone, most likely called the iPhone 13.

Massive security flaw

Apple is urging owners of the Apple Watch to urgently install the update to watchOS 7.6.1. due to a huge security flaw which has already been exploited.

Mutton dressed as lamb

While the Tame Apple Press waxes lyrical with effusive praise about Apple's "new" iWatch, a few cynics have voided their warranty to discover that the device is just the old watch repackaged.

A late shift

Japan Display will begin to supply organic light-emitting diode (OLED) screens for the Apple Watch later this year.

Larger screen, two sizes, and an ECG in tow

At a special event at the Steve Jobs' Theater, Apple officially announced its new Apple Watch Series 4, set to bring a couple of improvements and come with a larger screen compared to the Series 3.

Water resistant but the same case

Apple has just announced its Watch Series 3. The new watch has LTE, eSIM a new dual processor and  water resistance in case you are tempted to flush it down the loo.