
Chipzilla still stuck in tar pit
Meteor Lake flops, Raptor Lake surges
Troubled Chipzilla's quarterly results show its flashy AI PC chips like Lunar Lake and Meteor Lake aren’t selling, and there's not enough factory space to supply the older models that customers want.

AMD Open Sauces GPU virtualisation for Instinct
Radeon might be next
AMD has open-sourced its GPU-IOV Module which lets Instinct accelerators play nice with virtual machines—and hinted it's coming to Radeon cards too. This means SR-IOV support on client GPUs might finally claw its way out of the void.

Aussie radio uses an AI DJ for six months
No one noticed
Sydney's CADA radio station ran a weekday show hosted by a chirpy voiced AI named “Thy” for six months and forgot to mention it to anyone.

Industry is built on loaning cash to buy Nvidia chips
The cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street have lobbed more than $11 billion at “neocloud” outfits like CoreWeave, Crusoe and Lambda Labs, betting that a warehouse full of Nvidia chips is as good as gold.

Apple flees China, eyes India for US iPhone assembly
Tariffs push Job’s Mob to double down on Indian production
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is scrambling to shift all US-bound iPhone assembly to India by 2026, as US tariff tantrums make China too hot to handle.