Apple releases urgent update for buggy software
Two zero-day holes
The fruity cargo cult, Apple has stunned its user fanbase by admitting that the software it touts as more secure than Microsoft has two zero-day security flaws.
Nvidia reports strong quarterly earnings
Wall Street not impressed with record profits
Proving that they don’t know their arse from their elbow, the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street were not impressed by Nvidia’s brilliant quarterly earnings and optimistic projections.
Thinks it will get along with Donald Trump
Qualcomm anticipates expanding into new markets will generate an additional $22 billion annually by 2029.
AMD Ryzen rules Amazon's top processor list
Intel invisible
Amazon's top ten processor list now exclusively features AMD Ryzen CPUs with Intel, relegated to 12th place.
Apple finally fixes poor Siri programming
Only taken a decade
Fruity cargo cult Apple might have finally fixed a problem with Siri which it has known about since September 17, 2014.