Tesla burns
Published in Transportation
Thursday, 30 January 2025 11:22

Tesla burns


While Musk courts the Far Right

It appears that Elon [Roman salute] Musk’s flirtation with the Far Right his hurting his bread-and-butter business, whose customers are generally liberals who like to knit their own yoghurt.

Musk admits Tesla must replace HW3 self-driving computers
Published in Transportation


Not sure when or how

Swasticar maker CEO Elon [Roman Salute] Musk has finally conceded that the company must replace its HW3 self-driving computers in some of its cars, raising further questions about the company’s long-standing claims regarding its vehicles’ autonomy potential.

Musk in a bind over Tesla’s clean energy products
Published in Transportation


Making a killing in an area which is unpopular with the White House

Swasticar maker Elon [look at me] Musk is in a bit of a bind as new numbers show that his firms are making a fortune out of clean energy and now can store it.

Musk, Global Foundries and Qualcomm team rumoured to buy Intel
Published in News


Today, Intel; tomorrow the world

Elon [look at me] Musk, Global Foundries, and Qualcomm are in Florida, where they will are rumoured to be plotting to buy Intel.

Probe into dodgy Tesla code started
Published in Transportation
Thursday, 09 January 2025 01:38

Probe into dodgy Tesla code started


Expect this to be abandoned when Trump takes over

The US National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) has launched a probe into Tesla's software that allows cars to operate autonomously over short distances, after reports of the code crashing.

Generative AI makes English the hottest new programming language
Published in AI


Natural Language prompts are the new black

Generative AI is transforming software development by enabling natural language prompts to generate code, reducing the need for traditional programming skills and making English the new coding language.

Elon Musk's 'Apocalypse-Proof' cybertruck faces sixth recall
Published in Transportation


After the end of the world, Tesla will run repair shops

Elon [Look at me] Musk's so-called "apocalypse-proof" Cybertruck is once again in the spotlight for all the wrong reasons.

Musk could lose US citizenship
Published in News
Friday, 01 November 2024 09:14

Musk could lose US citizenship


Illegal alien

Elon [look at me] Musk, tech mogul, billionaire, and staunch Donald Trump supporter, is facing allegations that he may have lied on immigration forms. This revelation could ultimately lead to the revocation of his US citizenship.

Musk secretly chatting to Putin for two years
Published in News


Asked to go against US foreign policy

For the last two years Elon [look at me] Musk has regularly talked with that very nice Vladimir Putin and come under pressure to disobey US foreign policy.

Musk’s "game changing" robots were run by humans again
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They could just manage to walk

It seems after spending a fortune in development, Elon [look at me] Musk’s robots are not much closer to hitting the shops.