Intel boss announces glorious five year plan
Letter to staff contains a plan so cunning it used to be a professor of cunning at Oxford
Intel's Kicking CEO Pat Gelsinger has mapped out the next steps in his plan to get the company off life support and into rehab.
Intel profits plunge
Worse than even Wall Street predicted
Intel reported that its second-quarter revenues and profits were below what the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street predicted.
We are only half way through the chip shortage
Intel warns
Chipzilla boss [Kicking] Pat Gelsinger said that while the chip shortage is starting to improve, it will likely continue for at least another 18 months.
Chip shortage could continue for years
TSMC warns
A TSMC boss has warned that the chip shortage is unlikely to ease up for years.
Intel expects to see profits fall this year
Stable until 2025
Intel expects its profit margin to drop this year and then be steady for several years as it invests in new technologies and factories to meet rising chip demand.
Intel failing to wow Wall Street
Gelsinger appears to be viewing the world through rose-coloured glasses
Changes at Intel are not wowing asset management outfit O'Keefe Stevens Advisory which accused Kicking Pat Gelsinger of seeing the world through rose-coloured glasses.
Intel a long way from recovery
Results have Wall Street wondering
Intel recorded some rather good results on Wednesday, but the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street were less than impressed.
Intel’s new Ohio plant could be the world’s biggest
Total cost $100 billion
Intel’s $100 billion Ohio chip plant could be the world's largest.
Intel wants US and Europe to press ahead with sweeteners to big chip makers
Gelsinger awaits your cheque
Chipzilla Chief Executive Officer [kicking] Pat Gelsinger urged the US and Europe to push ahead with efforts to bring back chip manufacturing which means basically giving chip makers large subsidies to set up shop.
Chip shortage will not end next year
Intel warns
Chipzilla boss chief Pat [kicking] Gelsinger has reiterated the global chip shortage is set to continue into 2023.